My Friend's Wedding

Me, my stunning wife, Che, and Arman...

I must say what a cute couple...

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Lyrics & then some...

FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO (Bloodhound Gang)

Currently playing...

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though
I brazillian wax poetic so (hy)pothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though
I brazillian wax poetic so (hy)pothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto



WISH YOU WERE HERE
(PINK FLOYD)
Tuning: EADGBe
h - hammer on
p - pull off
b - bend string up
/ - slide up
\ - slide down
x - play 'note' with heavy damping


Intro:
Strum a few Times Strum a few Times
^V^ ^V^
e---------------------3-------------------3---|
B---------------------3-------------------3---|
G---------------------0-------0-----------0---|
D-------------0--2----0----2-----2--------0---| * 2
A------0h2------------2-------------------2---|
E---3-----------------x-------------------3---|

Strum a few Times Strum a few Times
^V^ ^V^
e---------------------3--------------------------------3---|
B---------------------3--------------------------------3---|
G---------------------0--------------------------------2---|
D-------------0--2----0------2-----0-------------------2---| * 2
A------0h2------------2------------------2-------0-----0---|
E---3-----------------x--------------------------------0---|

C                        D
So, so you think you can tell

                        Am
Heaven from Hell

                        G
Blue Skies from pain

                        D
Can you tell a green field

                        C
From a cold steel rail

                        Am
A smile from a veil

                        G
So you think you can tell

                        C
Did they get you to trade

                        D
Your heroes for ghosts

                        Am
Hot Ashes for trees

                        G
Hot air for a cool breeze

                        D
Cold comfort for change

                        C
Did you exchange?

                        Am
A walk on part in the war

                        G
For a lead role in a cage

Solo 2: ( Guitar 1 )

C                                          D
How I wish, how I wish you were here

Am                                          G
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl

                        D
Year after year.

                                          C
Running over the same old ground.

                                          Am
What have we found the same old fears

                        G
Wish you were here...
(This is a good song... have fun playing it, I know I am... :-) )